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SIX FLAGS MAGIC MOUNTAIN
HALLOWEEN STAGE SHOW, BEETLEJUICE EMCEE INTRO & WRAP-UP
by Richard Bellikoff
BEETLEJUICE PET SHOW INTRO:
(Entering) Happy Halloween! You’re probably wondering why I look like this. I’ll tell you why. ‘Cause I’m dead, dummy! Been dead for 600 years, and I’ll be dead for the next 600 too. I was dead before you were born, and I’ll still be dead after you’re — never mind. Being dead has its disadvantages, but it’s a great way to get out of doing your homework. Not to mention cleaning up your room. . . Listen, I just got a peek at the next act backstage, and I think they’re really gonna knock ’em dead — if you’ll pardon the expression. Now I know a lot of you kids have pets at home, but these are Halloween pets. That means they’re spooky, they’re scary, they’re slithery, they’re slimy, they’re — Ew, they’re really gross. Put your hands together for the Six Flags Magic Mountain Creepy Crawly Pet Show! (Exits)
BEETLEJUICE PET SHOW WRAP-UP:
(Enters) The Six Flags Magic Mountain Creepy Crawly Pet Show! Try saying that one three times fast! According to the animals’ union contract, we’ve gotta take a break right now. Otherwise we’ll have a strike on our hands. Especially that leopard — he likes to go out on a wildcat. We’ll be back with another show real soon. Before you leave, don’t forget to check under your seats for any stray creepy crawly pets. (Exits)
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